Wherein I reveal some of my slovenly tendencies
If it occurs to you that you haven’t seen a favorite pair of shoes in a couple months, and as time goes by they still don’t show up,
You might try cleaning your room. One of them just might show up under your bed, and the other one might be under the swivel chair.
(To my credit, I had checked those places…but the other junk must’ve obscured my view)
(I also feel a need to let you all know that the rest of my apartment is typically clean. It’s just this room… too small + too much stuff + high hopes of using it as an art studio = bad idea)