For the book of random injuries.
The other day I made myself some nachos, and pulled a jar of ElPaso salsa from the fridge. The lid was slightly stuck with a bit of dried crusty salsa around the rim of the jar. As I twisted the lid, a bit of crusty salsa stabbed me in the thumb as though it were a needle! It even drew blood. I still have a tender red dot/scab on my thumb to prove it. Weird.